Wednesday, March 19, 2014

Kidney stone | sumakit na naman ang kidney ko :(

4:00PM, nasa basement ako ng parking lot ng biglang kumirot na naman ang kaliwang side ng tyan ko. Habang nag mamaneho ako ay patindi ng patindi ang sakit ng kaliwang bahagi ng tyan ko hanggang sa hindi na ako makatiis ay dumiretso ako sa bahay para i-park ang sasakyan at nagtungo agad ako sa emergency ng hospital.


Wednesday, June 23, 2010

Streets of Toronto (Yonge and Queen)
Watercolour
Artist: Jhun Ciolo Diamante
Streets of Toronto (Spadina and Queen)
Watercolour
Artist: Jhun Ciolo Diamante

Earthquake shakes Ontario and Quebec

A 5.5 magnitude earthquake struck the Ontario and Quebec regions at around 1:41PM Wednesday June 23, 2010 sending people streaming out of office buildings.

There are reports the quake was felt in Barrie, Michigan, Newmarket, New York, Ohio, Ottawa. Some people are saying they felt the earth rumble in cities across the province, including Windsor, Toronto, Ottawa and Montreal.

nasa opisina ako (ika-limang palapag ng gusali) ng bigla na lamang lumindol at isang malakas na pagyanig ang ang aking naramdaman. akala ko ay nagbibiro ang isa kong kasamahan sa trabaho na hawak ang sandalan ng upuan ko habang nakikipag-usap sa akin ng oras na 'yon. bigla na lamang nagsigawan ang iba ko pang mga kasama ng "LUMILINDOL! LUMILINDOL!" at maya-maya pa ay tumahimik at halos lahat ay nakikiramdam kung ano ang susunod na mangyayari. tumagal ng may 30 segundo ang pagyanig ng lindol, mabuti na lang at hindi na ito nagpatuloy.

Friday, June 18, 2010

PINSEL: Alay Kay Manong Rol Lampitoc

An annual Art Exhibition in celebration of the 112th Anniversary of the Declaration
of Philippine Independence




http://philippineartists.com







Formal Opening:



2:00PM, Saturday, June 26, 2010



Neilson Park Creative Centre



56 Neilson Drive, Etobicoke M9C 1V7










Show runs from June 21 to July 11.



(Monday to Sunday, 9:00AM to 4:00PM



Tuesday evenings, 7:00PM to 9:00PM)










Artists:



Rolly Abarilla



Antonio Afable, Jr.



Teody Asuncion



Ma. Nellie Bautista



Cobie Cruz



Frank Cruzet



Jhun Ciolo Diamante



Tony Doctor



Rocille Lampitoc



Romi C MananQuil



Koni Marcoux



Omel Masalunga



Calixto Quiachon



Frank Tonido



Nelia Tonido



and



Rol P Lampitoc, Sr.






Sponsored by:





Sponsored by PNB Rapid Remit


http://www.pnbrci.com/ontario.htm

Thursday, April 1, 2010

It's Hell to be Old

An 85-year-old man was requested by his Doctor for a sperm count as part of his physical exam.
The doctor gave the man a jar and said, 'Take this jar home and bring back a semen sample tomorrow.'
The next day the 85-year-old man reappeared at the doctor's office and gave him the jar, which was as clean and empty as on the previous day.

The doctor asked what happened and the man explained, 'Well, doc, it's like this -- first I tried with my right hand, but nothing. Then I tried with my left hand, but still nothing.

'Then I asked my wife for help. She tried with her right hand, then with her left, still nothing. She tried with her mouth, first with the teeth in, then with her teeth out, still nothing.

'We even called up Arleen, the lady next door and she tried too, first with both hands, then an armpit, and she even tried squeezin' it between her knees, but still nothing.'

The doctor was shocked!
'You asked your neighbor?'

The old man replied,
'Yep, none of us could get the jar open.'